Yoda vs Voldemort

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  • Anonymous

    Yoda. He’d sense a disturbance in the force before Voldemort could even think up a proper spell.

  • Ggirl

    Yoda can trown his lightsaber on Voldy’s head.

    Yoda wins 

  • CantSpellMyName

    Without horcruxes, it’s a tough one, but I think Voldy takes it. “Ending your reign I shall!” *is turned into green jelly*

  • Star Killer

    Man, i love Star Wars, you would make voldy go back to nothing…
    He would just take the horcruxes (With the Force), take them all, and destroy with a single stab.
    Even protego can’t protect he and harry (Harry is a horcruxes remember ;])
    That would be a unfair battle, because Yoda have the Force and the tecnology.
    And Voldemort would have Harry in his side (duh, he is a horcruxes, he you fight for he life).
    Please, understand me, don’t make me say more about Star Wars will, because is……………………so powerful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Charles-Olivares/100000681537827 Charles Olivares

    voldemort is gonna win because he is a full wizard so he can beat yoda cause voldemortcan pull up a spell in 7 seconds lml i play for voldemort so of course i will know when he can pull out a  spell dugh

  • CantSpellMyName

    The Force can’t summon the Horcruxes any more than a wizard can use the Accio spell to summon them, much less destroy them. Obviously we can’t know for sure if a lightsabre could destroy a Horcrux, but as a lightsabre is purely technology as you say, I doubt it, it would definitely take magical means to destroy the Horcruxes, means that I highly doubt Yoda has. Even if Yoda do manage to destroy the Horcruxes (how would he find them in the first place anyway?), Voldemort is still capable of performing a simple protection charm and Yoda wouldn’t be able to do anything to him. Don’t get me wrong, Yoda is awesome and he deserves to win, but Voldy is a wizard, nuff said.

  • Star Killer

    Yes, you’re right, Voldy would win, but Yoda could find the horcruxes, he’s wise and have the force, as you said, Voldy would win because he dosen’t have a way of power to fight against magic. :D :D i like your commentaries!

  • Star Killer

    Ah, let me remember, if you wanna make a battle between Yoda vs Voldy, you have to remember, the two worlds must be connected, a single shot of the death star cannon would destroy all horcruxes at the same time, but Yoda alone vc Voldy, i have to agree Voldy would win.

  • Star Killer

    ***vs

  • CantSpellMyName

    Well thank you :)

  • Star Killer

    Thank you for the help :)

  • Star Killer

    Dude, Yoda have a light saber…
    If he throw the saber….the battle would end…

  • CantSpellMyName

    How? Voldemort is immortal and can easily either stop the saber in the air or transform it into a string of spaghetti. To be honest I can even see Voldemort defeating Yoda without Horcruxes or even a wand, he seems to be able to do sufficient magic with his bare hands to beat someone like Yoda. This doesn’t change the fact that I LOVE Yoda though and he can most certainly force-punch the shitout of most people from most universes.

  • Star Killer

    (Unite the universes right? To Make a Just battle) Yoda wins, the force, the clones, the lightsaber, all waiting his want… CantSellMyName, do you think Voldemort can defeat everyone? it’s look like you thinking that… what’s next? God vesus Voldemort? Voldemort still human, the horcruxes or his wans would not defend him from a lightsaber or weapons of mass destruction… Witches or Wizards aren’t more powerfull then the tecnology… in my point, i don’t see nothing of it in their wands… Voldemort would be defeated easily… Rebels, Clones, Cis… Any army of Star Wars could defeat Voldy’s Horcruxes… You know that more than me, give up, i don’t want to choose btw my favorite Saga and Harry Potter…

  • CantSpellMyName

    No, I don’t think Voldemort could defeat God, I just think he’s a damn powerful wizard who is more powerful than most powerful characters. Yoda isn’t a magical being, he just has ninja powers and the Force, which isn’t as effective as magic. Magic is very much superior to technology, if there ever was a war between Muggles and Wizards, the Muggles would be absolutely fucked regardless how advanced technology they had acces to. The Horcruxes or his wand wouldn’t defend him from a lightsaber or weapons of mass destruction? What are you babbling about, of course they would! It would be piece of cake for Voldemort to transform the lightsaber into a string of spaghetti or whatever he wishes, and his Horcruxes and protection charms would protect him against pretty much any weapon of mass destruction, so you’re wrong about that one. But there are certainly characters who can beat Voldemort, if you want some examples of guys who can curbstomp Voldy’s ass into oblivion I could mention Galactus, Odin, Parallax, Doctor Strange, Super Mario (why not) etc. Stop taking this discussion like I’m hostile, I’m just debating here.

  • Star Killer

    i liked your commentary, and i have to agree they can transform the lightsaber into….pretty much everything, i don’t like to be hostile too, but is my favorite Saga.But let me remember Star wars ppl have armies, but i have to say, Yoda and Voldy alone…hmmm
    Yoda can use the force, but voldy can transform or cast spells, i guess voldy wins (but when they are alone) we have to think…
    in my vision, if yoda gets help, yoda wins, if not…Voldy wins.
    Alone, and a just battle, Voldy wins, that i agree :D
    SEE!!! Teach Christian Tady a Lesson, because even being my favorite movie/saga i agreed /w ya ^^Glad for the post CantSpellMyName!

  • CantSpellMyName

    Thank you Star Killer :) Star Wars is absolutely brilliant, by far the best film series ever that doesn’t originate from a book series. Christian Tady is just a hater, let him blurt out his bullshit.

  • Star Killer

    ^^

    i’ll vote for voldy in this brawl you opened my eyes ^^ Thanks for the support, and you have my respect…..always.

  • CantSpellMyName

    Ditto :)

  • joe

    Horcruxes might be good against magic, can they protect him from being cut to pieces with a blade as unstoppable as a lightsaber?

  • CantSpellMyName

    They would certainly protect him from dying. A lightsaber or the Force isn’t powerful enough to nullify the effects of a Horcrux. As for the lightsaber, Voldemort doesn’t need his Horcruxes to stop it, he ties the top spot with Albus Dumbledore of being the most skilled duellist in the world, stopping a flying lightsaber is pretty much the most easy thing he can do.

  • The Force

    Voldy defeating yoda? hahahaha….he couldnt even defeat a schoolboy and you say cantspell that he will defeat yoda? You must be voldys girlfriend to be that sure hahah:) The force is the the most powerful entity in the world. ITs energy that surrounds everything. Voldy cant do jack squat out of middle kingdom or hwerever they hang out. And unlike voldy yoda has no need of broomsticks to elevate himself nor a piece of stick to toss out spells. Voldy would be badly outmatched in the presence of a Jedi Master.

  • CantSpellMyName

    Read my comments again and you’ll know why Voldemort would win. Or please tell how Yoda is gonna win this fight? The force may be the most powerful entity in the Star Wars universe, but it is far less versatile than magic in Harry Potter, which also surrounds everything everywhere always, and what makes you think this battle takes place in the Star Wars universe? And about your sadly unfounded statement that Voldemort can’t fly without a broomstick, he can actually with no problem, and Yoda can’t fly, only momentarily levetate. I don’t think none of them would be badly outmatched, but if one of them would, it would be Yoda. Yoda is still cooler than Voldemort though.

  • Watcher198

    I Prefer Yoda, he can destroy the horcruxes, just put them in some kind of cannon and throw it in the sun, or use the Death Star laser in Earth with the horcruxes (including Voldy and Harry).
    Voldy is finish like that…

  • CantSpellMyName

    Though it would suck if the sun didn’t destroy the Horcruxes and they’d have to try to get them out of it :P

  • Watcher198

    Lol, but i think the sun will destroy it, but destroying the earth will be more suitable.

  • SenorBane

    If Yoda can stop Sith Lighting with his hand, I’d think he’d be able to do the same with anything Voldemort uses his wand for. Yoda wins.

  • CantSpellMyName

    In Harry Potter, no spell can stop the killing curse Avada Kedavra, so I highly doubt Yoda would be able to do it as magic is more versatile. He’s a good jumper though so he could probably avoid it for quite a while, but there’s no way he can penetrate a protection charm and I don’t think he stands much of a chance if Voldemort throws everything he has on him. Yoda wins in awesomeness (Yoda and house elves, unite!) but I can’t see how he could ever win this fight if Voldemort uses his powers cunningly.

  • where the white women at?

    yodas actually a brotha…thats all you need to know cuz voldy is obvi a dirty old white man

  • CantSpellMyName

    That’s funny considering that Yoda is about 900 years old or so :P

  • Kingspiderman

    Yoda wins, because he would deflect Voldy’s killing curse right back at ‘em!

  • CannotSpellMyName

    Magic isn’t part of the Force so Yoda wouldn’t be able to manipulate it.

  • TheDarkLord

    Voldemort could cast a protective ward around and him and avada kedavra yoda before he can blink.

  • kldfjaks;djf

    1. the only thing that can destroy a horcrux is basilik venom.
    2. you can’t just summon any of voldemorts horcruxes
    3. Protego WOULD protect him, because it is a shield spell that if powerful enough can block anything. And Voldemort is pretty fucking powerful.
    4. Voldemort has the force. It may not be called the force, but he does. He can make shit move around at will, and he can do so much more that yoda wouldn’t have time to blink. 
    5. Learn more about Harry Potter dumb ass.

  • TheDarkLord

    The only thing that can destroy horcruxes is basilik venom. 

  • quest

    Yes, they can. Plus, voldemort could simply cast protego and perfectly safe from yoda. 

  • CannotSpellMyName

    Actually there are more things than basilisk venom that can destroy Horcruxes, one example is Fiendfyre (which sucks though because an incompetent wizard like Vincent Crabbe could create Fiendfyre so they could have used it any time). But I don’t think a lightsabre or the force would be able to destroy a Horcrux so you’re right in everything else.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001787760205 Timothy Davis

    Yoda has a way to fight against magic… he has the force.  Even though he’s not busting force lightning as an evil user, there are some good uses of the force which Yoda could definitely use.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001787760205 Timothy Davis

    Why would magic trump the force?! I don’t think it is at all that simple. You are obviously not one with the force!

  • CannotSpellMyName

    That’s the problem with Star Wars extremists, they think the Force is on par with any power from any other universe. Magic is far more versatile and potent than the Force; anything the Force has been shown to do, magic in the Harry Potter series has done better. The Force can’t grant Yoda a way to find out where Voldemort’s Horcruxes are, and he needs to find and destroy them first, because no matter what power is used against Voldemort, he simply cannot die as long as his Horcruxes are intact. And no, the Death Star will not destroy neither Voldemort nor his Horcruxes, that thing is energy-based and you need extremely powerful magic or magical properties to destroy a Horcrux. Either way, Voldemort has several ways of beating Yoda even without his Horcruxes, so as much cooler as Yoda is, going down against this opponent he will.

  • Darth Jedi

    Cantspellmyname is right, no spell can stop the avada kedavra, however the force is the essence of the universe. the nightsisters, which are a group of female aliens who can use magic(the same magic voldemort uses) cannot stop the jedi or sith… Grand Master Yoda can use the force to project images in voldemorts  mind and permanently damage his mind… if yoda wanted to, he could use he force to manipulate voldemort into killing himself…. voldemort is not all powerful, far from it…… Now Darth Sidious would ally with voldy and rename him darth riddle bring down the jedi and have darth vader and voldy fight for second place :D

  • wherethewhitewomenat?

    damn you some funny ass nerds

  • Mr. Correct

    Yoda wouldn’t stand a chance, this is coming from a fan of both Harry Potter and Star Wars, I can tell by most people’s logic that they voted Yoda because they like Star Wars better or know more about it. But Voldemort is basically immortal, has access to almost unstoppable magic, and could kill with just two words. I do not deny that Yoda is immesely powerful, but he wouldn’t be able to get close enough with a lightsaber and even if he did, Voldemort wouldn’t be killed.

  • CannotSpellMyName

    Well, there really is no way to compare magic in different universes, first of all because we can’t know if magic is the same in both universes, and secondly because the Harry Potter books don’t actually describe what magic is, magic may very well be a universal force just like the Force in Star Wars. Voldemrot is a powerful Occlumens, he can shield his mind against intruders. There really is no way to decide who would win because of the fact I mentioned earlier that we can’t compare different similar forces, each observer can only come to their own conclusion, and in my eyes, magic trumps the Force because it has shown to be more versatile.

  • Jeremy

    As seen in Attack of the Clones, Yoda can Catch Lightning and Throw it Back. Sure, Voldemort has his Horcruxes, But his Body Would be Destroyed and he would Need a New one. Even if he gets a New one, Yoda would soon Destroy it.

  • CantSpellMyName

    You’re basically saying that because Yoda can catch lightning, he will automatically have advantages over Voldemort in every other way and that banishing Voldemort from his physical body is piece of cake, which is as erroneous as saying that because Doomsday has adaptive powers, he can adapt to attacks from God himself or that it’s piece of cake to find a piece of kryptonite to kill Superman with. You have to take into account that Voldemort can protect himself against anything Yoda can throw at him without breaking much of a sweat, and he most certainly can find more than a few ways to hand Yoda his ass. Yoda is friggin’ badass, but as omnipotent as I’d like him to be, he would most certainly go down against Voldemort.

  • Common Sense

    Buttt yoda could jump around like a monkey, and last time i checked the killing curse is straight at you, plus yoda can throw things around with the snap of his fingers

  • Common Sense

    Yoda could dodge it and throw things at voldemort the size of boulders

  • CantSpellMyName

    There are charms that impede the movements of anything and anyone in the spellcaster’s vicinity. Voldemort isn’t a fool, he has faced and defeated far more dangerous enemies than those who can jump around like monkeys and throw large objects. How is throwing things around gonna help Yoda beat Voldemort? He can stop them easier than Yoda can throw them.

  • CantSpellMyName

    Dude, please. Voldemort is the most dangerous wizard of all time in the HP universe, you seriously think he can be stopped by someone throwing a boulder at him?

  • The Real McCoy

    And Yoda is the highest ranking Jedi in the Jedi Council in the Star Wars universe…your argument is invalid.