River Song vs Rose Tyler

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Anonymous

This was a tough one. I say River Song because, even though Rose Tyler has some big ass guns and kicked a lot of ass, I think River has seen a lot more and knows a lot more. She’d take Rose down, but not without a good fight.
Ray-za

Not really fair.. River Song is a time lord..
Even things up a little, let Rose absorb the Time Vortex again? lol
Yinloveyang

Rose, she was the first person I´ve seen in Doctor Who and it’s not the only reason why I love her.
Angelus_s_baby

Rose definitely. She’s tough: she’s from the British projects, she’s worked her way through universes, seeing only she knows what. River Song, even if she didn’t spend most of her time a girly-flirt, couldn’t take Rose down.
teherica

No question here. River Song would definitely beat wimpy, whiny Rose Tyler.

http://www.facebook.com/abby.weller3 Abby Weller

Rose would definitely
beat river’s in a fight

Anonymous

If we are to accept that River Song is Melody Pond, then obviously River would beat Rose, because River was raised and trained to be a weapon against the Doctor, and Rose really wasn’t.
The Doctor

River, by far. As much as I love Rose, River has had tons of training. She is literally a weapon herself.
Asynonymforlove

It would have to be River. She’s literally trained from before birth to kill the Doctor and simultaneously manages to kill him and stop herself from killing him, even if it requires tearing apart time. Even if you don’t like River you have to concede that she’s not a normal human being and that she would kick so much ass.
Anne Moss

Um, seriously? River, everytime. She’d have her gun out before Rose turned around. Unarmed, well, River’s part time-lord. Forced her way out of that spacesuit, didn’t she? Much stronger, physically.
Unless of course you mean River Song versus BAD WOLF.
Pablo Diablo

Stupid question. River is a time Lord. Rose is a human.
A better question would be:
Martha Jones Vs. Rose Tyler.
or
Donna Noble Vs. Amy Pond.
Shardoom

I’d like to say Rose but, I honestly don’t think there is ANY way of her winning, except maybe Dr Who himself saving her. She wouldn’t even be able to turn ‘Bad Wolf’ again, not even on the TARDIS with an open console. River Song is literally the child of the TARDIS, I mean I could be wrong, but I really can’t see it giving Rose the power to kill it’s own Daughter. IF though Rose got the power obviously she wins in less than a second, nothing stands up to ‘uber Rose’, just can’t see it happening. (I did however vote for Rose though, voting’s pretty much over anyway, not like my vote made a difference)

Shtoops

River isn’t literally a child of the TARDIS. It didn’t purposefully create her. River was made through exposure to the Time Vortex, while Rosé became the Tangible equivalent of the Time Vortex. It is my personal belief (as well as many members of the fandom) that Rose been in someway modified by her exposure (Maybe a TARDIS/Human hybrid) and may actually posses some abilities of the Bad Wolf entity. Although Rose was not very “badass”, at the end of series 4, she was pretty cool. Plus Torchwood training would probably give her some skill. But I don’t think Bad Wolf Rose would have left normal Rose without something. So ya… But I do think Rosé would win. Besides everything else, I think Rose has better improvisational skills than River.

Voiceofreason

I totally agree with you, shtoops

Voiceofreason

It’s the doctor, dumbo

BRAIN.EXE

lessee…
Rose as Bad Wolf would totally kill erase River Song from existence.
effster

If Rose was being all time vortexy, River would be fucked. Rose FTW
riverpondmelodysong

river song anyone who says rose is an idiot rose could never go bad wolf to kill river the tardis wouldent give rose the power to kill its own daugter rose is a wimp and river is part time lord she wouldent know what hit her river song is amazing rose is just a dumb shop assistent, river could kill rose and look good doing it and HELLO River Song is in PRISON for MURDER and she flirted with the doctor by bragging about how many scilance she could kill then kill all of them, she joked with rory that she became an archeologist becouse “i love a tomb” , She made the stone darlek that she belived had killed the doctor beg for mercy then killed it anyway! fuck bad wolf river is totely bad ass she jumped off a fuckin building and threw herself out of a spacelock! she is insane p.s.Angelus_s_baby river was trained from birth to be a phycopath and killer thats why she can afford to be all fabuless and flirty rose wouldent stand a chance
FantasticalWonder

As much as I love Rose . . . and as much as I prefer Rose/Doctor to River/Doctor . . . River would win. No contest. She can use guns – well, Rose did have that big Dalek-destroying gun in that one episode . . . but River’s like, the Black Widow of Doctor Who so . . . yeah.
Voiceofreason

Shardoom you are an idiot. It’s the Doctor not Dr who. Duuuuuuuuh

Voiceofreason

Anyway rose is awesome

SomeCallMeTim

I like Rose much better, but she has no chance ….unless she was the time vortex at the time
asddf

CHUCK NORRIS WOULD WIN!!!
doctorxriver

I adore both Rose and River, but River was trained and conditioned to kill the Doctor. Even her lipstick is a weapon. River could easily beat the crap out of Rose, but she wouldn’t, because she wouldn’t hurt a friend of the Doctor. I’m sure Rose and River would actually be close friends because Rose has 10.5, so there isn’t any conflict in their relationships.

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