Who Would Win in a Brawl?!

David seems more hostile to me. The only time Michael has really been mad is when he "drove [his] car into a fucking lake."

I think Michael would take this one. You never really see either of these guys get angry so it's hard to judge. But I feel like there are more weird threats that come from Michael. Plus add all the torment he must have had from a child from always wearing suits and stuff. He's got some rage built up in there.