Who Would Win in a Brawl?!

Sure, Marge was a cop at one point so she does have training for situations like this, but I think that Lois has a touch of crazy to her. I mean, she does have to deal with Peter all the time …and a baby that tried kill her. I think she'd take Marge out without flinching.

I have seen Marge naked, trust me she is much better. wink wink

I have seen Marge naked, trust me she is much better. wink wink

Didn't anyone see that episode where Lois took that Karate class and she was kicking everyone's ass? She was ready to eat someone's face. Lois FTW.

Did anyone see the episode where Lois was modeling and they showed all the pictures of her. She's way more hotter than Marge. Lois! Lois! Lois!

they can both kick ass i think they would be pretty evenly match but i say marge would win cuz she could have who knows what in that hair she could pull anything out of it in the middle of the battle.

anyone remember marge on steriods?

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lois would kick her ass so fucking hard it would be unbeliveable!

youre the real simpson

lois would win cause she can be crazy when she wants to be and im guessing she still remembers some of her karate. plus marge never really fights

At this point, I don’t even know. They’re both housewives with firepower. But I will say this. in terms of fighting will, Lois is a bit more daring and unpredictable, while Marge is just a cookie-cutting stereotype, who won’t even consider fighting and suggest for everyone to do some family household activity. It’s only when one of her kids (who are far more dynamic breakout characters than herself) is in danger of being hurt, that she will go berserk and attack people like Chett Englebrick. Pacifist mother who have no respect for the sport of fighting DO NOT belong in the ring. All they’ll do is win and end it for everyone. I’ll give my vote for Lois, just for that reason, even though they’re evenly matched.