Luke Skywalker vs. Neo

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  • iamhumanboy

    Luke wins. He's got the force and while Neo is “The One” and all, I don't think he can stop any Jedi mind tricks.

  • stwigg

    I know Neo is essentially supposed to be Jesus but that won't stop a lightsaber through the face.

  • Boboe Chamamba

    Dudes… Neo is “THE ONE”… He'll totally look into the matrix's code and change Luke's lightsaber into a floppy fake penis or something… Can't beat Neo… EVER!

  • hoaz

    Word.

  • jtdc

    First of all, Neo only can do anything in the Matrix. Luke cannot enter the Matrix, so already Neo is screwed.

    Secondly, only one of them actually uses his superpowers in a useful manner during a fight, and that isn't Neo. Neo is literally GOD in the Matrix, yet, somehow, in a fight, he uses a pole, instead of making safes rain down from the heavens upon the heads of his foes. Nope, he's got to make punchy. No wonder he had to flee from a small army of unimaginative robots. Seriously, all Smith could think of in the second movie was just throwing more bodies into him, until there was a massive press of virtual flesh. Anyone with a tenth of a brain would have made machine-gun bullets radiate from their flesh if they had god-powers like Neo. They were too close to dodge. Whee corpses. Nope, had to do his Superman thing. What a tool.

    Luke, on the other hand, actually uses the environment around him by making it do what he wants. He makes things come to him, he makes things go from him, he chokes people out before the fight starts. Remember what happened when he refused to use his environment? An opponent who did beat his ass. So he started to use and react to his environs like an intelligent person with superpowers.

    Neo is a tool who is wholly unimaginative. The fool couldn't even give a rapid-fire and infinite ammo hack to his guns. I thought these guys were intelligent hackers, and they couldn't think to bring claymore mines, kevlar vests, clipping hacks, ammo hacks, and rate of fire hacks. Jesus man, every tool playing counter-strike has dealt with that crap. Yet, somehow, these guys who give themselves jumping programs can't think to give their hacked gun programs hacked ammo counts. Hell, Neo has to get into a fistfight because of this planning.

    tl;dr version: Neo is dumb, Luke isn't.

  • iamhumanboy

    Wow…

    Longest Brawl comment yet.

  • Alex

    Neo. Because even the Star Wars Universe would be in The Matrix, especially cuz Lucas definitely is…Luke is probably at the stage where Neo was when he could stop bullets…and he's gone way beyond – too bad the Wachowskis couldn't come up with less lame ways to show kung fu.
    In the Matrix, a red pill ALWAYS defeats a blue pill. I guess even Morpheus could kick some Luke-ass ;)

  • neoforever

    Luke is a whiny cunt, and Neo is bad ass.

  • Newt

    Neo's abilities are only in the Matrix. Luke is not in the Matrix. If Luke met Neo in the…uh…”real?” world Luke would always have the force. However, if Luke met Neo in the Matrix Luke would be like, “wha?” and Neo would be like, “BAM.”

  • Andym0rand0

    so a tie?

  • Apache33

    I guess it all depends if it's inside the Matrix or supposed “real” world. Neo was able to take down a machine with his mind in the real world, as well as, see without seeing. If both powers were available to both characters in both worlds, I think purely on power for power basis Neo has a pretty big advantage. Now if it was StarKiller, who brought down a Star Cruiser with his mind, I think Neo would have a problem, even in the Matrix. It would be interesting though to see how the Matrix would react to Midochlorian.

  • Guest

    So either Neo has to have his abilities outside the Matrix, or Luke gets his abilities inside the Matrix.. either way Luke should lose

  • Guest

    actually neos power are in and out of the matrix do your research he beat bane/smith and and he used telekinesis on the sentinels now if he can doge a pole from bane/smith in the real world he can dodge a lightsaber by ducking uppercut in the air a couple of combos and then ending it with a slam into the grounnd