Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin

because i have been watching famliy guy for years and i have the video game too.

Peter is REALLY fat and heavy and it looks like he could kill Homer if he wanted to. Peter would definitely win.

seriously? homer has taken more beatings to the head than wile-e-cyote (beaten by 3 mugs, saws falling on him, a mike tyson spoof on steroids). MargeisHot is right, too, he only fights that stupid chicken and lost miserably to joe. besides some people say peter is way funnier or their would be some cutaway scene distracting them. if it was a full-on contact fight, homer would triumph. although i will admit the simpsons has gotten a lot stupider these past couple years.

homer will and shall win.  he has a high tolerance for pain.  

Because of the random nature of a lot of these two characters, I’m gonna try to keep this consistent (as in, no mentioning of a gag where Homer does Parkour or Peter can throw a Hadoken etc.) with the characters and how they generally are.

This is really, really hard because as much as I love Homer more, Peter I have to admit is a far better brawler. While Homer has his legendary stamina and damage soaking ability, Peter’s capable of intense belligerence. When he’s motivated, Peter just keeps on punching like a madman, using anything in the surrounding environment to his advantage. He’s one vicious ball of lard. All the fights with the Giant Chicken show this, but he’s also shown multiple times to be quite willing to get into a fight far more than the relatively passive-aggressive Homer, and in some of the other brawls he gets into Peter fares pretty well.

What Homer does have going for him though is as said, his stamina. Fighting Homer is like fighting a rock. A flabby rock. He won’t do that much damage to you, but there’s a good chance you’ll get tired out while Homer just continues to take it. Its classic defense versus offense.

The question is whether or not Homer can muster up the effort to fight back as best as he can. He has shown that when he’s motivated to, he can be a pretty solid brawler, even if not as fierce one as Peter. Homer also has one big advantage and it’s an advantage no one would see coming, he’s quite a bit more intelligent and cunning than Peter.

It’s not saying much, but when he has to be, Homer can be surprisingly cunning. All and all though, Peter still generally seems like an all around better fighter. Homer may be the better man…and better character to be honest, but that won’t help him here.

Peter, only due to the fact he has access to a Zeppelin, helicopter, and rideable girrafe. On top of that he has the largest gun the Rhode Island gunshop could get him. He also has a chicken fighting style that would last a whole 10 minutes epwith a very crappy “what were we fighting about” resolution followed by more fighting after a good chuckle and an “oh yeah.”

Buy homer would stand a good chance. His choking would be a huge advantage, (have you seen the way he chokes his son?) He also works for a company that has a button capable of wiping out half of the world, though this happened by accident and would still result in a draw.

In the end though Homer would end up in heaven for the… 3rd time?
And peter would have half his body paralyzed and need a kidney transplant.
Enjoy.