Han Solo vs Captain Kirk

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Han Solo vs Captain Kirk

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iamhumanboy

I think Kirk wins this one. Without Luke there to fight his battle, Han doesn't seem to stand a chance.

Birds

hey asshole han solo would fuck kirks shit all up

NoShitSherlock

Han would win because Han shoots first.
Anonymous

Best of three wins.

First is the USS Enterprise vs. the Millennium Falcon. Frankly, Kirk wins this one easily. A Starship armed with all the latest weaponry will eat a cargo ship made out of spare parts for breakfast.

Second, they have to fight on a desert planet- unarmed and with no companions. Han is nothing without a blaster. Remember, that the goddamned Ewoks got the drop on him. Kirk builds a cannon out of natural resources, and quickly takes Han down. Kirk wins.

Third, they have to fight in the cantina. Han has the advantage of shooting first, but Kirk (being the clever resourceful bastard he is) already anticipated this and has Spock deliver the Vulcan neck pinch before Han can even touch his blaster. After which Kirk and Spock encase him in carbonite and give him to Jabba the Hutt in exchange for an alliance with the Hutts against the Klingons. Kirk wins.

The only fight Kirk could possibly lose is a gunfight. But even then he’d figure out a way to win, because he doesn’t believe in losing. Han can’t even hold his own against teddy bears.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Gordon-Freeman/1259980741 Gordon Freeman

Han didn’t shoot first anyway.

Tsz

fuck you Han SHot First!

BRAIN.EXE

if kirk can have spock help him, han can have chewie help him. in which case han and chewie win.

G_Hendricks

Yes, but remember that Vulcans are much stronger than humans. So I’ll say Vulcans and Wookiees are of equal strength. In that scenario, Spock would down Chewbacca with the Vulcan neck pinch.

Greven

damn, i like both but Obviously Cpt.Kirk would win this, Hands down
prolly gonna make A canon out of a Soda can,diamonds and some sand. then he would blast Solo to oblivion
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001548225404 Michael Young

Plus if you get hit with a blaster you have a chance of surviving, while if you got shot with a phaser on full it would just evaporate you
Ian Decker

DIE TRECKIES!!!!!
Space Ace

Han shoots first!
Moe

What Ian Decker said XDDD

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