Count Chocula wins. People have been eating him for years, yet he's still around.
Edward will be too busy attracting teenage girls to deal with the furious attack of the Count.
count choc pwns edward anyday
Feel the wrath of chocolaty goodness
Even Capitan Crunch could pwn Edward Cullen.
Cereal beats teenage girls' fantasies any day of the week
The Count wins because unlike Edward, the Count is a vampire. Edward sparkles in sunlight, he's not a vampire.
Count Chocula would beat Edward into dust. No, the BOX would beat Edward into dust.
To all the people who voted for Edward, I fart in your general direction. You fathers were hamsters and your mothers smelled of elderberries!
the good count is not only a count but according to the trix rabbit is hung like a brotha, that pasty fuck eddy would die very quickly
Everybody loves chocolate, wtf can Edward bring to the table?
I know this may be controversial, but this isn’t whoisabettercharacter.com, this is whowouldwininabrawl.com, and I hate to say that as terrible as Edward would be in the first website, Meyerpires being almost invincible, he would pretty much win.
I’m glad most here have made the right choice.
Don’t mess with Count Chocula.
Edward is gayyyyyyy……….
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