Edward Cullen vs. Count Chocula

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iamhumanboy

Count Chocula wins. People have been eating him for years, yet he's still around.
Stwigg06

Edward will be too busy attracting teenage girls to deal with the furious attack of the Count.
COunt_Choc_V_EdFag

count choc pwns edward anyday
Serephem

Feel the wrath of chocolaty goodness
Olivia

Even Capitan Crunch could pwn Edward Cullen.
Jacob

Cereal beats teenage girls' fantasies any day of the week
Jet

The Count wins because unlike Edward, the Count is a vampire. Edward sparkles in sunlight, he's not a vampire.
Liv4_christ

Count Chocula would beat Edward into dust. No, the BOX would beat Edward into dust.
Flameon

To all the people who voted for Edward, I fart in your general direction. You fathers were hamsters and your mothers smelled of elderberries!
where the white women at?

the good count is not only a count but according to the trix rabbit is hung like a brotha, that pasty fuck eddy would die very quickly
Woopidoopi

Everybody loves chocolate, wtf can Edward bring to the table?
TheObjection

I know this may be controversial, but this isn’t whoisabettercharacter.com, this is whowouldwininabrawl.com, and I hate to say that as terrible as Edward would be in the first website, Meyerpires being almost invincible, he would pretty much win.
Thwomp

I’m glad most here have made the right choice.

Don’t mess with Count Chocula.
Pedofilman

Edward is gayyyyyyy……….