Who Would Win in a Brawl?!

This one was tough. I voted for Bowser. I'd assume it wouldn't be a very clean and fair fight though.

His coconut gun may fire in spurts… but, DK is gonna get hurt.

Bowser has sharp claws and a shell which would be a strong advantage so I voted for him.

Donkey Kong is covered in fur and Bowser has fire. Done deal

Very good point.

Donkey kongs full power up on the punch already takes off 29% Dong would kick his butt

ugh why do people hate donkey kong. i voted for dk because i just did a free for all brawl with fifty lives and the characters were donkey kong (me) ganondorf, bowser :[ and king dedede guess who died first BOWSER he got his ass handed to him then ganon died then king dedede died. my point is bowser died first therefore dk would win

bowser he is a much more powerful character and more popular hes the most popular mario character dk sucks cmon guys dk is a freaking monkey bowser is a dragon do the stupid math

cmmon bowser is fuckin slow dk is pure agility and strenght besides dk foes are mich bigger and stronger than him eventhugh he defeats them and bowser doesnt has a chance against the little plumber (mario) so thats why i voted for donkey kong

there is no math involved you're all just dk haters because he's clearly superior oh and i meant 99 life free for all

very good point donkey kong beat a fucking big ass crocodile only by jumping on his head ( k.rool) and bowser has FIRE and AXES and can't take down the average man. bowser is a pussy

Donkey kong is way better than bowser donkey kong has way more speed than bowser
so even if bowser shoots out fire donkey kong just has to dodge the fire balls and
give bowser a giant punch and bowser is gone. I voted for Donkey kong.

Donkey kong is also stronger than bowser.

bowser is slow in that  video game but turtles have bigger penises than gorillas so bowser wins

bowser is slow in that  video game but turtles have bigger penises than gorillas so bowser wins

dk lost to mario as well

DK…stands for dick king and he’s a brotha gotta give it to my man DK plus bowser has a small cock thats why he wants a little white girl so bad to make his ish look bigger

You are all losers