Who Would Win in a Brawl?!

I’m pretty sure Daffy would take this one. Donald can’t even win against chipmunks, so I don’t really see this one as a challenge for Daffy.

Donald clearly has some anger-management issues, and would win in a fit of blind rage…

Donald does have Kingdom Hearts magic spells at his arsenal. Daffy is really good at getting tricked and shot non-lethally in the face.

I voted Daffy, but I was assuming it was the wild and crazed Daffy against the wild and crazed Donald

But we won't know because they can never finish the act!!!!

I like Daffy, but I love Donald more! Those who say Disney is “non-violent” and that Donald has never been hurt like Daffy or had weapons, REALLY need to watch Disney cartoons, especially the old ones! 

Donald is VERY violent and has come close to KILLING a penguin with a shotgun, a woodpecker and a cow with an ax and has tried to commit suicide before by shooting himself in the head after believing he was sawn in half! He’s also INSANELY strong! He has TORN APART telephone poles, wardrobes, trees, and pianos as well as PUNCH out sharks, lions, mountain goats, and ghosts!

The one thing worse than Acme anvils are Ajax trick bombs! Donald REGULARLY gets blown up by these and has survived missiles and bombs from his war cartoons! I think Don’s been hurt even MORE than Daffy!

Donald doesn’t just fight against chipmunks, but ALSO Shelby (the annoying turtle), Buzz Buzz (the bee), Humphrey (the BEAR!), and the ARACUAN BIRD that defies all cartoon physics! So he’s already clearly experienced dealing with crazy birds! 

Lastly, Daffy might’ve been Duck Dodgers, but as much as I love him Dodgers is STUPID! If anything most of his victories are based on either luck or help from others like the Cadet! Donald has been a NINJA in Maui Mallard/Cold Shadow AND a vigilante fighting criminals and ALIENS as Paperinik or PK! And TRUST ME, the duck can FIGHT! Sorry, Daff, but Donald will OWN YOU!