Comments for Who Would Win in a Brawl

Comment on Thor vs Kratos by Kratos FTW

Kratos FTW — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:22:00 +0000

Kratos will smash Thor in the head with his own Hammer. He is the Son of Zeus, and he killed the King of Gods, not to mention he took down the Titans after they tried to cross him. Kratos is “THE GOD OF WAR” meaning his battle skills are unmatched, his war strategy unmatched. Thor is the god of…the mystic hammer.

Comment on Sonic The Hedgehog vs Mario by Midike760

Midike760 — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:15:00 +0000

You moron. Sonic DOES carry powerups. He has the chaos emeralds, and he has those bubbles that allow him to turn into a fireball, breathe underwater, do a lightning double jump (Play Sonic 3 for genesis/megadrive). Super Star Mario has no chance against Super Sonic. Sonic runs at the speed of sound. Super Sonic is faster than the speed of light. Mario can hit what he can’t see? Yeah O.K. Sounds like you need to do some research, and jump off of the plumber’s pipe.

Comment on Leonard Hofstadter vs. Sheldon Cooper by BRAIN.EXE

BRAIN.EXE — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:55:00 +0000

Sheldon probably knows self-defense from every sci-fi culture ever. Vulcan, Mandalorian, Romulan…

Comment on Han Solo vs Captain Kirk by G_Hendricks

G_Hendricks — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:53:00 +0000

Yes, but remember that Vulcans are much stronger than humans. So I’ll say Vulcans and Wookiees are of equal strength. In that scenario, Spock would down Chewbacca with the Vulcan neck pinch.

Comment on Brian Griffin vs Stewie Griffin by BRAIN.EXE

BRAIN.EXE — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:50:00 +0000

Are we completely ignoring the laser gun?

Comment on Capt. James T. Kirk vs Capt. Jean Luc Picard by BRAIN.EXE

BRAIN.EXE — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:49:00 +0000

KIRK

Comment on Han Solo vs Captain Kirk by BRAIN.EXE

BRAIN.EXE — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:49:00 +0000

if kirk can have spock help him, han can have chewie help him. in which case han and chewie win.

Comment on River Song vs Rose Tyler by BRAIN.EXE

BRAIN.EXE — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:47:00 +0000

lessee…
Rose as Bad Wolf would totally kill erase River Song from existence.

Comment on Rose Tyler vs Martha Jones by BRAIN.EXE

BRAIN.EXE — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:43:00 +0000

Referencing Bad Wolf, ROSE!!!

Comment on Lt. Worf vs Chewbacca by BRAIN.EXE

BRAIN.EXE — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:43:00 +0000

“I have a new strategy. Let the wookie win.”
*R2-D2 makes R2-D2 noises*