Blade vs. Edward Cullen

Blade. Cullen is one of those 'mothafuckers always trying to ice skate uphill'…sparkling faggot.

Moregothic: “Blade drives a charger, edward drives a volvo. 'nuff said.” POINT MADE

there are only two awesome twilight vs jokes around (for now)
Blade vs Twilight
and
Hellsing (the Japanese Dracula) vs Twilight

but those are so damn true
Snipes rules!

This is ridiculous. Some of you actually think that Edward could beat Blade? Mary Sues do not equal victors. Blade’s abilities are far beyond his.

Firstly, I’d like to point something out: Blade has the abilities of a vampire, with none of the weaknesses. He’s just as strong, fast, agile, tough, and lethal as any of the Cullens, and he isn’t affected by sunlight either. Even if Edward fought in broad daylight(where he would have an advantage over other vampires) he would gain no edge over Blade. In fact, he would probably be at a disadvantage, because everything would appear glaringly bright to his sensitive eyes and he doesn’t have cool shades to protect ‘em like Blade does.

(This is also kind of random, but Edward would probably underestimate Blade, giving him an advantage. He wouldn’t figure him for a vampire, because all vampires in the Twiverse have pale skin regardless of ethnic background. And Edward doesn’t consider anything other than a vampire or a giant magical wolf to be dangerous.)

While Edward fight with his fists and teeth, Blade has an arsenal of weapons at his disposal, not just garlic and UV grenades. He carries around swords, guns, an awesome chain weapon, and other tools that have been proven to damage vampires in his universe, despite that they are MUCH tougher and stronger than any ordinary human. While Edward could probably keep going if he takes a bullet to the head, it wouldn’t do him any favors if their face was blown open and he couldn’t see. Also, I believe some versions cite Blade’s half-vampiric nature as giving him an IMMUNITY to the bites of vampires. Thus, those venemous pearly-whites of Edward would be next to useless against him.

The Edwards super-tough skin is useless. While their “granite” skin might be resistant to cutting, it is BRITTLE AND RIGID. If hit by enough force, he will shatter like glass. According to the author herself, the only reason their bodies can move at all is because a type of vampire juice lubricates their cells. Blade could just bring a really, really big hammer to this fight and make a mess of him. Barring that, Twilight vampires can be killed by sheer strength, and Blade can lift over a ton, more if he drinks human blood. In their universe, their limbs can be ripped off with superhuman strength, and they burn just as easily as normal humans. Blade, an experienced vampire hunter, would probably not be stupid enough to leave the corpses of vampires lying around. He’d burn them. Blade carries flamethrowers with him, y’know? Even if he couldn’t rip him apart, he’d just cover him with flames. Vampire flesh, tough as it is, has shown no resistence whatsoever to burning. In fact, that’s the preferred method of disposing of vampires in the Twiverse.

And the scary thing for Edward is that Blade doesn’t rely on his brute strength or powers to win, unlike him. Those are just tools to his end. His real danger comes in the fact of his martial skills. He’s a masterful fighter who’s skill in hand-to-hand combat far surpasses any of the Cullens. He’s taken on whole groups of vampires, each with superhuman speed and strength, and held them all off. Why? Because he has technique, and skill.

Edward barely do any fighting. Edward drives around in his Volvo looking depressing and tragic. The only times he actually fight other vampires are when the ocasional group of newborn vampires attack, and from what we’ve seen of them, newborns are vampire n00bs who can’t do anything but berserk with raw strength. The only Cullen that would come close to anywhere near Blade’s level would be Jasper, but I think even he would be defeated eventually.

Emmett (the stronger Cullen) would just be a big lump of meat for Blade to chop up. Eclipse, the third book of the Twilight “Saga”, paints him as having a rather brutish fighting style that is fairly easy for one of the other Cullens to disable(during practice combat.) Blade would take him down with the equivalent effort it takes to push a shelf over. Emmett’s clumsy style would do most of the work for Blade.

Edward? Potentially more dangerous, due to his speed, but his mind-reading abilities are useless. Blade knows multiple languages, including a “vampire language” that doesn’t exist in the Twiverse. In one of the Twilight books, Alice was able to thwart Edward’s mental reading by thinking in a different language that he didn’t know. How is Edward going to anticipate Blade’s moves when his thoughts sound like gibberish to him? Even if he could, Eclipse proved that Edward doesn’t have much of an edge over other vampires, because Jasper(a vampire with greater experience and skill) was able to fight him to a stalemate despite his greater speed and telepathy. Blade would own him. Also, his reflexes are MUCH better than that of any known human, even to the level that he reacts before his brain is able to interpret the information (which happens even in human martial artists, and their reflexes are still much worse than Blade's). Even if he moves fast, Blade would own him.

Bye-bye Edward!

You're all forgetting that Deacon Frost had superhuman speed(as fast as Cullen) and Blade still completely annihilated him. The only advantage Ed has is mind reading, however I'm pretty sure Ed is going to start crying uncontrollably or flat out haul ass to get out once he sees what Blade plans on doing to him. Blade all the way.

even if Edward Cullen could try to fight Blade, Blade of course still wins as he has fought Deacon Frost [who like Edward Cullen runs pretty Damm fast] and still won and even fought against The King of Vampires Count Dracula in Blade Trinaity but once again after a long and leathy fight to death he won again and in Blade 2 he battled Jared Nomak a Vampire Verison of Spiderman but again whiped the vampire Mutant's Butt after anthor long ass fight, so how do you figure Edward Cullen would even defeat Blade as Blade wins regardless.

If were going by the movies here Edward would kill Blade. Blade is obviously a superior fighter but that’s if he could lay a hand on Edward who could read his mind. Edward is shown as being FAR faster than Blade ( at least in the movies) and at least equal in strength. Blade’s weapons would have no effect on Edward. Sword, Garlic, Sunlight, Silver, Bullets, Stakes, etc have no effect and the edged weapons would not pierce”Diamond hard skin”   I love Blade way more but going by the movies Edward should be able to use his mind reading and speed advantage and win.

Wouldn’t Blade technically have all the advantages of a newborn because his heart still beats partially human blood. Edge Blade.
Pus, Blade has probably hunted more vampires than Edward has seen

Blade would gut him with one hand tied behind his back