Blade vs. Edward Cullen

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  • http://whowouldwininabrawl.com humanboy

    Dude… It’s a Vampire who is a Vampire Hunter beating up a teenager vampire. No contest!

  • Julia Knox

    The reason why i believe blade is the numba one, is cuz you cannot come out in the sunlight sparkling while your drinking and killing living things… In the movie blade never did he once kill a human or an animal to survive, his best friend in the movie who raised blade since he was a little boy invented this medicine so that blade would not thrist for blood and Blade ages every ten years almost like a human ….NOw thats fair enough to be a DAYWALKER …you dont sparkle in the sun and you smell like death not perfume EDWARD!!!!! thats just asking for sex you know ,,,,,,although edward is supposidly a 107 year old virgin:)))

  • john

    edward isn't even a vampire he is a fairy. Only faries sparkle.

  • Jake

    Hahaha, only 4% of the people voted for Edward. At least 96% of the people have common sense.

  • tony

    all im saying is..

    i have seen blade move.. and i have seen edward move..

    my bet's on the cullen..

  • tony

    all im saying is..

    i have seen blade move.. and i have seen edward move..

    my bet's on the cullen..

  • Dericof

    Please!, even if Edward move fast and is super strong he is just a ancient pussy who thinks he is Death incarnated, while Blade have fought and won against bigger, meaner vampires who don't give a crap about killing people.

  • EmokiddXIII

    and Blade can just shoot him with his garlic bullets, SHoot a silver steak through his heart chop him to pieces or injecthim wit that stuff he use to kill frost, blade killed vampires, dracula and crusnick or “leapers” edward got his ass kicked by james a sabortooth wana be

  • hoaz

    Blade. Cullen is one of those 'mothafuckers always trying to ice skate uphill'…sparkling faggot.

  • Moregothic

    Blade drives a charger, edward drives a volvo. 'nuff said.

  • Cosmic182

    Moregothic: “Blade drives a charger, edward drives a volvo. 'nuff said.” POINT MADE

  • Andreas Cammin

    another point: blade does not only kill vampires but also creatures which EAT vampires.

  • Wan

    there are only two awesome twilight vs jokes around (for now) :)
    Blade vs Twilight
    and
    Hellsing (the Japanese Dracula) vs Twilight
    :D
    but those are so damn true
    Snipes rules!

  • mista brown from outs town

    white people cant fight

  • Blade owns!

    This is ridiculous. Some of you actually think that Edward could beat Blade? Mary Sues do not equal victors. Blade’s abilities are far beyond his.

    Firstly, I’d like to point something out: Blade has the abilities of a vampire, with none of the weaknesses. He’s just as strong, fast, agile, tough, and lethal as any of the Cullens, and he isn’t affected by sunlight either. Even if Edward fought in broad daylight(where he would have an advantage over other vampires) he would gain no edge over Blade. In fact, he would probably be at a disadvantage, because everything would appear glaringly bright to his sensitive eyes and he doesn’t have cool shades to protect ‘em like Blade does.

    (This is also kind of random, but Edward would probably underestimate Blade, giving him an advantage. He wouldn’t figure him for a vampire, because all vampires in the Twiverse have pale skin regardless of ethnic background. And Edward doesn’t consider anything other than a vampire or a giant magical wolf to be dangerous.)

    While Edward fight with his fists and teeth, Blade has an arsenal of weapons at his disposal, not just garlic and UV grenades. He carries around swords, guns, an awesome chain weapon, and other tools that have been proven to damage vampires in his universe, despite that they are MUCH tougher and stronger than any ordinary human. While Edward could probably keep going if he takes a bullet to the head, it wouldn’t do him any favors if their face was blown open and he couldn’t see. Also, I believe some versions cite Blade’s half-vampiric nature as giving him an IMMUNITY to the bites of vampires. Thus, those venemous pearly-whites of Edward would be next to useless against him.

    The Edwards super-tough skin is useless. While their “granite” skin might be resistant to cutting, it is BRITTLE AND RIGID. If hit by enough force, he will shatter like glass. According to the author herself, the only reason their bodies can move at all is because a type of vampire juice lubricates their cells. Blade could just bring a really, really big hammer to this fight and make a mess of him. Barring that, Twilight vampires can be killed by sheer strength, and Blade can lift over a ton, more if he drinks human blood. In their universe, their limbs can be ripped off with superhuman strength, and they burn just as easily as normal humans. Blade, an experienced vampire hunter, would probably not be stupid enough to leave the corpses of vampires lying around. He’d burn them. Blade carries flamethrowers with him, y’know? Even if he couldn’t rip him apart, he’d just cover him with flames. Vampire flesh, tough as it is, has shown no resistence whatsoever to burning. In fact, that’s the preferred method of disposing of vampires in the Twiverse.

    And the scary thing for Edward is that Blade doesn’t rely on his brute strength or powers to win, unlike him. Those are just tools to his end. His real danger comes in the fact of his martial skills. He’s a masterful fighter who’s skill in hand-to-hand combat far surpasses any of the Cullens. He’s taken on whole groups of vampires, each with superhuman speed and strength, and held them all off. Why? Because he has technique, and skill.

    Edward barely do any fighting. Edward drives around in his Volvo looking depressing and tragic. The only times he actually fight other vampires are when the ocasional group of newborn vampires attack, and from what we’ve seen of them, newborns are vampire n00bs who can’t do anything but berserk with raw strength. The only Cullen that would come close to anywhere near Blade’s level would be Jasper, but I think even he would be defeated eventually.

    Emmett (the stronger Cullen) would just be a big lump of meat for Blade to chop up. Eclipse, the third book of the Twilight “Saga”, paints him as having a rather brutish fighting style that is fairly easy for one of the other Cullens to disable(during practice combat.) Blade would take him down with the equivalent effort it takes to push a shelf over. Emmett’s clumsy style would do most of the work for Blade.

    Edward? Potentially more dangerous, due to his speed, but his mind-reading abilities are useless. Blade knows multiple languages, including a “vampire language” that doesn’t exist in the Twiverse. In one of the Twilight books, Alice was able to thwart Edward’s mental reading by thinking in a different language that he didn’t know. How is Edward going to anticipate Blade’s moves when his thoughts sound like gibberish to him? Even if he could, Eclipse proved that Edward doesn’t have much of an edge over other vampires, because Jasper(a vampire with greater experience and skill) was able to fight him to a stalemate despite his greater speed and telepathy. Blade would own him. Also, his reflexes are MUCH better than that of any known human, even to the level that he reacts before his brain is able to interpret the information (which happens even in human martial artists, and their reflexes are still much worse than Blade's). Even if he moves fast, Blade would own him.

    Bye-bye Edward!

  • Schoollife4thyear

    know one seems to be basing this match up based off skill and ability. true blade is superior when it comes to martial skill, and weaponry but that's it. blade runs faster than the fastest human, probably about 40 mph tops, and is far stronger than the average human, he could press at most 2 tons( going by the comics) and yea he has guns, and superior senses.
    ed has the mind reading, superior speed (never stated exactly how fast but its commonly agreed his running speed hits triple didgits on an mph scale)
    his durability surpasses that of blades (skin hard as marble) his regenerative abililty surpasses blades (dismemberment and cremation required for permanent death) and his strength is worlds apart. alice commented that ed could throw a bently like a basket ball. a bently is a bout a 3000 pound car, to throw it suggest his strength is herculean and give's some idea to what his press could be, probably capable benching at least 30-35,000 pounds.
    now i'm not a twilight fan girl, im a guy. and i aint gay. i'm the type of guy who analyzes power and while i agree that edward is gay as hell i gotta give it to ed…..with the exception of intellect where they're probably equal, ed has got blade beat at every possible venue. and whereas blade have to repeatedly deal massive damage just to slow ed down (near impossible since he doesn't tire and can exert his full physical potential indefinitely) edward needs to only land one hit, and with a fraction of his true might to put blade away for good. now some might say “what about blade's guns”. if edward moves faster than blade can keep track of, added with knowing blade's moves before he makes them, how would u expect blade to land a hit? and if he does exactly how damaging would it be?
    sorry guys, but ed wins. no contest. now ed vs spider-man, or wolverine…..now you got a fight.

  • StreetDemon

    You're all forgetting that Deacon Frost had superhuman speed(as fast as Cullen) and Blade still completely annihilated him. The only advantage Ed has is mind reading, however I'm pretty sure Ed is going to start crying uncontrollably or flat out haul ass to get out once he sees what Blade plans on doing to him. Blade all the way.

  • Anonymus Prime

    No f*ck*ng Way!, Blade can make SILVER STEAKS and shoot them trough someone's heart?!?!?! That's it, Blade is the winner, no more comments.

  • Be a man!!!

    Ok, So first I have to say that I hate the fairy. He's ridiculous! And Rob Pattison (or whatever his name is) is not attractive in the least.

    However, I have watched both recently and facts only…Edward wins. If he were any other manly superhero, you guys would think he was awesome. But because he is portrayed as a gay sparkly lover boy, you guys think he's an idiot.

    Anyways, like I said, facts only. Blade kicks ass it his world because the vampires are different. They are weaker than the vampires in twilight. Why? Well first off they can't stand daylight, garlic kills them, same with silver, UV rays and also that chemical they use in the first movie. Blade get his ass handed to him in the first movie. It's the girl that saves him and them he then gets Frost. Not to mention that he kills Frost with that chemical stuff. Even with his super strength he would not have been able to kill Frost. let's face it, Blade would have just continued to hack away until he got killed if it wasn't for that chick. His ass would have been toast in the first movie. None of his weapons would work on Edward or the other vampires in Twilight. Their skin as hard as marble. Most of the Vampires that Blade kills he's does rather quickly with his sword or other random weapons made of silver he carries along with him. None of those weapons would work on Edward or other of his kind. SO bye bye weapons. Also, someone mentioned above about flame throwers… FIRST you have to rip the vampire to pieces and THEN burn them. Flame throwers are useless unless you do that first.

    I could go on and debate Edwards whole mind reading thing. I'm just going to mark it up as a slight advantage because Blade doesn't have it. Some people mention that Blade has his martial arts as an advantage. Really? If you look at the speed factor, Edward moves at a much faster speed than Blade. Before Blade could get half a karate kick in, he would be dead. As far as I'm concerned, Edward needs one good shot at Blade and Blade is Toast. Some guy above mentioned “well, if Blade brought a really big hammer to the fight” blah blah blah…Stop grasping for straws buddy, it's a little sad.

    All super heroes could be taken apart piece by piece and categorized as Gay. Superman runs around with his underwear on top of his pants and a cape. But he's not gay. Spiderman wears a unitard and the actor talks slow and looks like a turtle. Oh, but he's cool!!! Iron Man is just some rich a$$ that built himself a robot. He doesn't even have any super abilities. The Hulk…don't even get me started on him. You guys are always doing the same thing, anything that girls like, you guys just feel the need to categorize as Gay and bash over and over again. You even do it with actor that they like. over and over you hear, oh, he's gay. Let's face it, if someone with the same abilities as Edward would come along in a Superhero movie where he is ripping people in half over and over again, you guys would think that he is awesome.

  • dbeaulieu

    Ok, so even though Blade kicks ass, all of his weapons would be of no use in a fight against the Cullens. They cannot be damaged by any knives, bullets, garlic or sunlight. Edward can also read his mind and know exactly what blade is going to do before he even does it. If the Cullens are fighting together, he has even less of a chance because Alice can see the future, Emmit has super strength and speed and Jasper could control Blade's emotions. The battle would be awesome to see but the fight is between two different types of vampires. The Cullens are unlike anything that Blade has ever fought and I really think that the Cullens would win. Hands Down Not contest.

  • Eclipse666

    i agree with you how can you strike a guy who always know where your strike is
    he cant outsmart a guy who can read your thoughts hahaha

  • shahrukh khan

    blade is not stupid everything and everyone has a weakness, blade is clever once he figures out how to kill the cullens their history, dracula was the first vampire and he gt his ass owned by blade, blade isnt some two bit he regenerates quick his martial arts skills would kick the shit out of edward and his faggoty herd, blade can leap across sky scrapers jump off 30 feet buildings and somersault and land on his feet, blade wins hands down he only lives to kill vampires, blade wins get it through ur thick skulls fan girls u dnt know the first thing about reality, blade, batman these guys are true heroes they fight to keep the human race alive.

  • Kevin

    even if Edward Cullen could try to fight Blade, Blade of course still wins as he has fought Deacon Frost [who like Edward Cullen runs pretty Damm fast] and still won and even fought against The King of Vampires Count Dracula in Blade Trinaity but once again after a long and leathy fight to death he won again and in Blade 2 he battled Jared Nomak a Vampire Verison of Spiderman but again whiped the vampire Mutant's Butt after anthor long ass fight, so how do you figure Edward Cullen would even defeat Blade as Blade wins regardless.

  • You Wish!

    Blade is a VAMPIRE HUNTER…Edward is a VAMPIRE… Enough Said?

  • Daniel Bigler

    Enough Said?

  • You Wish!

    If i remember correctly, Edward can read minds, but unless Blade is thinking right before he shoots “okay, I’m going to shoot right below his left shoulder”, the ability is useless. Plus, all of the weapons that we have at our disposal, pistols, rifles, even rocket launchers, the show said it cant kill him, it can still slow him down though. And the survey is on 2 vampires, of fucking course blade is going to loose if he is fighting a family of 7 super vampires.
    even though, i think blade would win. No QUESTION

  • Okay,,,?

    I bet your name isn’t tony…
    my bets on Sally

  • moregothic

    reading minds didn’t help him much when Felix used his ass to wipe the carrara marble in volterra xD

  • Danny Stllard

    blade would whoop

  • Guest

    If were going by the movies here Edward would kill Blade. Blade is obviously a superior fighter but that’s if he could lay a hand on Edward who could read his mind. Edward is shown as being FAR faster than Blade ( at least in the movies) and at least equal in strength. Blade’s weapons would have no effect on Edward. Sword, Garlic, Sunlight, Silver, Bullets, Stakes, etc have no effect and the edged weapons would not pierce”Diamond hard skin”   I love Blade way more but going by the movies Edward should be able to use his mind reading and speed advantage and win.

  • Dose of Reality

    Edward gets killed. Fast. Edward can move quickly, maybe in “triple digits”, but he can’t move faster than the speed of any bullet. Edward can read thoughts, but that will only work on an untrained fighter who has to think about most of the moves he will make. Blade,. or any trained fighter will react with reflexes and muscle memory, something Edward won’t read. Ed might read a thought like “I’m going to kill this sparkly pedophile”, but he won’t know which weapon Blade is reaching for until he sees it. BTW, Deacon Frost dodged bullets fired at him at close range – PRE-LaMagra. Blade moved just as fast to save the little girl form the bus that Deacon tossed her in front of. Blade’s head was smashed through a marble pillar during a fight, and it didn’t faze him. Those feats alone add up to a CURB-STOMP on Edward Cullen.

    And anyone arguing against bullets shattering Edward (1) hasn’t watched the Twilight movies – where brute force is shown to shatter Vampires repeatedly and easily, and (2) understands nothing of kinetic energy transfer. Bullets CRUSH tissue, not cut it. A .44 Magnum will transfer 1036 ft/bs to Edward Cullen’s “Marble-hard” chest. If Blade uses a 30-06 rifle, it’s 2701 ft/lbs of pressure per shot. Edward has no soft tissue to displace the force. It means that he will shatter into pieces. Sorry Fan Girls.

    Anyone with a 44 Mag, or a rifle can kill Edward. ANYONE. Especially a Vampire Hunter who can react and move faster than a bullet.

  • Ryak99

    Wouldn’t Blade technically have all the advantages of a newborn because his heart still beats partially human blood. Edge Blade.
    Pus, Blade has probably hunted more vampires than Edward has seen

  • Guests

    Blade killed Dracula, blade has fought more vampires and a time than Cullen has probably seen in a room. Blade wins easy. And what Dose of Reality said, a very good point

  • Rr

    Blade would gut him with one hand tied behind his back

  • Chubbs

    All blade would have to do is kill bella, because im sure in his eyes shes as good as a familiar and the fairy would would gut his own damn self

  • Ben

    This wouldn’t be a fight, it would be a massacre. Blade is the one with every advantage, it’s ridiculous to even have to argue this.

    Their skin isn’t indestructible, it’s brittle and rigid and can be destroyed. Blade has superhuman strength, and could break him in half with his bare hands, let alone with all of his equipment.

    Edward has super speed? So does Deacon Frost, whom is older and more experienced than Cullen, he was born during the mid 1800′s. And Blade destroyed him.

    This fight is ludicrously one sided, Blade wins no contest.

  • Garrett

    Blade because he’s black.

  • Noblerivera

    totally blade

  • DV Kirste

    excuse me but white people can fight. the majority of sports fighters in the world are white… besides, Blade fights like the japanese samurai so you can’t even say that he fights like a black guy. all that huff aside, Blade wins hands down. Edward is romantic and thats all. He is a waste of a vampire… plus a sparkly twink.

  • DV Kirste

    just because someone is a vampire hunter doesn’t mean that they can kill every vampire in the world and various multiverses(granted, Blade did defeat Dracula and subsequently the whole race but only because of an airborn virus)… so no, not enough said.

  • DV Kirste

    First, Blade was the one who got his ass kicked in the Dracula fight……. he barely got that virus injected into Dracula and if it hadn’t worked he would have been destroyed. Second, if you are going to talk about reality, you really should talk about fictional characters in the next breath. and third, Batman doesn’t fight to keep the human race alive, he fights to protect Gotham city. all that justice league crap where he’s fighting alongside superman and the lot is a load of croc, the man is a loner who wouldn’t willingly work with another.

  • DV Kirste

    seriously, have any of you watched the movies? Blade barely one against Frost… he nearly lost before he managed to get ahold of the EDTA which Frost assumed was the serum and let his guard down, which was the only reason he won. Blade is awesome but the dude gets his ass beat constantly… He’s the king of comebacks.

  • DV Kirste

    Your an idiot, no one wins because of the color of their skin… EVER!!

  • DV Kirste

    Now i’ve never read the Twilight series books nor have i seen very
    many movies of the twilight series and as for Blade, i’ve seen the
    three movies and parts of the television show but i have never read
    the comics. So, going by the information on this page that has been
    thrown back and forth, i’d have to say that it would be a long drawn
    out, even battle, until Edward thought he finally won after beating
    Blade down to his knees, and let his gaurd down to talk to Bella or
    something, and then Blade would capitalize on that chance and attempt
    a sneak attack, like he did in movies 1 and 3.

    i can’t seem to recall what happened in 2 but in the fights
    against Frost and Dracula, they both kicked his ass until he was
    essentially bowing down to them, though reluctantly, and they were on
    a cocky rant as they thought they had won and were just grinding
    their victory in his face until someone showed up with the one thing
    that could defeat them. Deacon lost to the EDTA after Blade’s sword
    flew through the air and dislodged the pack with it’s defensive
    mechanism. the EDTA fell down, Frost thought it was the serum and
    wasn’t afraid, blade stuck it in his chest… Frost blew up…
    Dracula lost by an arrow flying at him that he caught and snapped, he
    dropped it to the ground, thinking it was no longer a threat when
    Blade got the arrowhead and stabbed it into Dracula’s chest. then
    Dracula vommitted, explosively, the airborn virus that supposedly
    killed the whole race.

    the two super vampires, one being the first and the other being a
    God, died almost exactly the same way… so i guess you could say
    that Ed’s ability to read minds would benefit him in being able to
    read Blade’s predictability and he would avoid the sneak attack and
    pummel Blade until he was sure that Blade was indeed dead. I want
    Blade to win, badly, but it sounds like Ed has the game in the bag
    when it comes to a drawn out battle.

    the only way Blade would be able to win is if he managed to kill
    Ed in a single blow, early in the fight.

    I admit it. I’ve been converted by you’re arguments. Ed has some considerable abilities…. he’s still a sparkly twink though..

  • YouMad

    true, then again if he fought like a black guy he’d be fighting like most of history’s leading boxers, which are black (cough cough Muhammad ali). So like they say, quality over quantity.

  • YouMad

    I never knew marble was bullet proof, I have to try that out sometime.

  • D V Kirste

    yes, most of the U.S.’ leading boxers were black however, thats only in the U.S. In the rest of the world, the majority is white boxers or the nation’s race. and also, thats only one sport within the U.S. that compared to the overwhelming caucasian skilled fighters in the U.S. is a rather small percentage. not that i’m putting the black community down or anything, theres just not that many black fighters in the U.S. compared to caucasian fighters. The majority of the black community in the U.S. don’t currently have that many role models in boxing or other fighting sports of the same race so most never think about fighting as a career any more. Also, Blade isn’t known for his boxing skills, he’s known for his martial arts skills which are a very different set of skills.

  • Dva

    This is all nonsense.  First of all the vampires from Blade’s universe are nowhere near the vampires in Twilight.  They are much faster…the author states that the Cullens were al but invisible when moving at top speed.  Think Deacon Frost.  Now add granite skin and telepathy.  Speaking of that granite skin where does it say it is brittle and will shatter like glass?  If that were true then all a vampire would have to do is hit another hard enough when in a fight and win.

    Yes. Blade carries flamethrowers…Edward is fast enough to avoid them plus he’d be able to read Blade’s mind and know where they’d be pointing.
    Blade may be able to think in other languages…but how is he to know that Edward reads minds?   The vampires in his world don’t have gifts and Edward and the people who know he can read minds aren’t going to be telling Blade.  This is the No Limits fallacy.  Fail

    Blade’s martial arts skills?  Useless against rock like skin…he’d just break his hand if he hit hard enough.  And that’s assuming he manages to hit Edward who is much faster and is reading his mind to boot.  The same goes for his sword and other weapons.

    Finally as for Blade’s reflexes…umm Edward has FASTER reflexes…he’s faster remember?

    This is a one-sided curb stomp for Edward.