Who Would Win in a Brawl?!

I voted for Batman. Bats beat Superman in The Dark Knight Returns, so I don’t see why he couldn’t win.

Superman is super, true; but Batman is the goddamn Batman.
He knows everyone secrets and always have a deck of aces under his cape.

But unless they're aces of kryptonite, the Batman is screwed.

Batman has kryptonite in his utility belt just in case. I'm not making this up.

Please, Batman would have an arsenal of kryptonite well hidden to use in the exact moment, Batman would most likely make some sneaks attacks against Superman to weaken him, using kryptonite gas, red sun radiation and anything that could weaken the man of steel top the point of turning him in a mortal man, then Batman will surely kick his ass since Superman can´t fight as well as Batman, Batman is a very dirty fighter.

One punch and there's a dead bat to scrape off the wall.

Supes knows about the kryptonite, he wouldn't make it close-range. Massive lazor-eye justice from space, or at least enough X-ray vision to give Batman a goddamn brain tumor the size of a grapefruit.

Bats is 5-0 against supes in the comics. He evan got superman AND his daughter to fight for him in “The Dark Knight Strikes Again”

Supes just isn't wily enough to beat Bats… Without question, hands down, Batman wins every time.

what are y'all retards talking about batman has already screwed superman in a fight like at least 10 times and for the guy who said one punch….dont quit your day job.because your mind is obviously to premature for this conversation…..now that thats out the way i think that bat man has proven him self victorious over the man of steel in many movies and comics take it from a real comic nerd…. and a ray from the eyes is never going to hit the most agile batman… darksides rays that rarely ever misses missed batman some one get right…and that means on my level wit this real talk i should be making the match ups…..lol …loop

Couldn't have said it better myself. Batman has beaten Supes to a pulp more times than I remember. Dark Knight Returns, Dark Knight Strikes Again, the Hush storyline, and way more. Why are we even talking about this? Batman all the way.

Wow this one is exactly 50/50. 492 votes for Batman, 492 votes for Superman. Wtf this is controversial.

I choose Batman all the way! http://coolometer.org/batman-v…

please! what superman comic is that from?

If Batman can beat Superman than   Captain America can beat Thor or Surfer  which is just as ridiculous. Superman would kill Batman at near light speed before he could even think to use the Kryptonite.  If Luthor hasn’t thought of a way to kill Superman with Brains over Brawn Batman sure isn’t going to do it

Batman wins for one reason – devious intellect.  Here’s how the fight breaks down:  The Dark Knight and the Man of Steel square off on a dark rooftop.  Superman uses super-speed to attempt to restrain Batman.  (Let’s be honest – neither of these two is going to actually *kill* the other).  But when Superman tries to get the Caped Crusader into a headlock, finds that his strength is only that of a really strong human.  Batman’s wearing his favorite cologne, Ode d’ Kryptonite.  Batman (a master of every marshal art known to man) easily gets ole’ Superman in a hold, and then spends the next five minutes explaining to Kal-El the 58 different methods he could have used to stomp his spit-curl having face into the pavement.  Batman lets Superman go, confident in the knowledge that Superman will never, ever mess with him again.

Human – 1; Alien – 0

c’mon superman would hesitate then batman would stab him in the eye with a kryptonite knife

Unfortuantely superman doesnt have the ‘super brain’ to think of something like that…

That makes no goddamn sense bruh, u CANNOT compare Batman to Captain America. U need to come again with that

Batman vs Superman?  That doesn’t seem fair.  Make Batman tie an arm behind his back.

How can you not compare the two? Check out Marvel vs DC crossover. They are considered equals in almost every aspect. Every fight between them on every forum I’ve ever read has multiple pages of people arguing for both with the slight majority going to Batman. Explain to me how they aren’t comparable

so the super speed, super vision super everything vs a well skilled, utility belt sporting, devious bat has no chance?..come on, really….the Bat will gets some shots in and might even surprise some people..but he’s out of his league fighting SUPER MAN!

“Superman would kill Batman at near light speed before he could even think to use the Kryptonite.”
Really? We are talking about Batman. He was able to hit Flash. Fastest Man Alive. Superman will be down before he knows what hit him.

You are my favorite person ever.

Um batman would have to be blind deaf armless and stupid to lose to that over sized boy scout

For Everyone Who Says Batman Carries Kryptonite ; Superman would Just Carry Led On Him . Led Blocks The Effects Of Kryptonite . And Even Without Led Superman Would Just Super Speed To Batman Before He Pulls Out The kryptonite . So Yea …